Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Gingrich: Mau Mau Obama Threatens White Plantation Owners

Serial adulterer and African history expert (for realz!) Newt Gingrich has been making headlines lately. First he inserted himself into the debate over the downtown NYC Islamic Community Center. Now, in an interview with a neo-con magazine Gingrich has made a barely decipherable pseudo-academic attack on President Obama. As the Huffington Post reports: "What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?" Gingrich asked. "That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior. This is a person who is fundamentally out of touch with how the world works, who happened to have played a wonderful con, as a result of which he is now president." If the actual words Gingrich has uttered are absolutely meaningless, they're clearly chockablock with coded meaning.

Without actually calling Obama a spear-chucker, he has simultaneously slandered Obama's nationality (a sop to the racist psychosis now afflicting vast numbers of white Americans), summoned up the memory of the Mau-Mau rebels whose memory in popular white legend is all about violence, and somehow bizarrely suggested that being against colonialism is a bad thing. Unless he is saying that Obama wants to hack at people dressed like Colonials with machetes, which is, come to think of it, possibly what he meant to imply. Run, teabagger, run!

If you watch the videos of teabaggers at their rallies scratching their heads to repeat the inanities they've heard on Fox News or to repeat the bizarre credos of Glenn Beck, you can see exactly who this would appeal to. A pseudo-intellectual who wouldn't dream of using the N word but is looking for a material basis for the tightening of his anus when he thinks about black people would love this bit of academic-sounding blather. It's because of his Kenyan anti-colonial behavior, doctor! These are the people who needed "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" to validate their innate hatred of The Jews. They felt it, but lacked the words to talk about it in polite society. How are Gingrich's remarks not a scandal for alleged moderate Republicans? Because if Obama's presidency has done anything in its almost two years, it's revealed the virulence of the racist gangrene that infects white Americans.

For the benefit of Mr. Gingrich, here is the video "Blak Iz Blak", as performed by the Mau Mau. Ok these are not Kenyans, they're actors from Spike Lee's satirical masterpiece "Bamboozled":

Above is the full version of the song; below is the clip that actually appeared in the film. Both are bitterly funny.

They are coming to get you, Newt!


  1. Fuck Newt Gingrich.

    "A black man is the president, and he's gonna rape all the women and give cocaine to the children."

    That's what these assholes think. They might pretend to hide behind policy and experience-based issues, but all they know is that a black man is president, and their hard-wired brains, which are coded to believe that "niggers can't handle real jobs or responsibilities," are just exploding trying to rationalize it.

    Yes, I'm putting words in peoples' mouths. Yes I'm furious. But I'm also right.

    Newt hates blacks, and so do his cohorts. Their attempt to disguise it as academic is a joke. A sad, unfunny joke.

  2. You're definitely right. I guess I'm just endlessly shocked that so many people are getting away with that crap. All the media articles about Newt's remark, and no one says outright "He is a racist." I find that most disturbing. Everybody knows what he means!