so this is not a new joke, but it's my favorite one. so now it's preserved for posterity. it dates me, yes, but what the heck, it also has a pretty profound political message.
The Lone Ranger and his loyal sidekick Tonto have been pursued by howling, shrieking Indians into a canyon. bullets and arrows are flying fast and furious.
looking around frantically from the back of his steed Silver, the Lone Ranger
shouts grimly to his Indian friend, "Tonto! I think this is the end! We're
surrounded." Tonto turns to the Lone Ranger and says, "What do you mean 'WE',
Ah yes. Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?