Monday, July 22, 2013

Dear Royals, Thinking of You On This Special Occasion!


As Duchess Kate begins to give birth, it's appropriate to consider the role of parasitic royalty in humanity's future.

Happily, some of the first people to overthrow royal home rule came up with a nifty gadget preparing for that future. Here's a matched set perfect for today's blessed event.


1 comment:

  1. Another parasite larvae has hatched! Big deal.Down with the anachronistic monarchy yesterday.

    These ilks are responsible for 1 billion + deaths in the Subcontinent and beyond over the several centuries. Confiscate their wealth , throw them into a poor house, if needed, and be done with them!

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